Monday, November 12, 2007

Joke - Husbands expert comments on Diwali sweets

It was a loooong weekend (thursday to sunday) for Diwali festival.

I had prepared Laddo's for the festival and was just waiting for my husband to taste them and his expert comments.

His first comments (keeping his face straight) - well!! Tastes fine but Ladoos are usually round in shape!!!

No its not over yet.....

We were talking about something and i was very happy but was hiding it and showing an angry face...

His comments - Dil mein tou ladoo phoot rahe hoge...... Hey but tell me one thing.... Dil mein jo ladoo phoot rahein hai wo round hain ya aise he tere asli ladoos ke shape mein hai??

I was angry but LoL.... he was LoL!! :)

Friday, November 2, 2007

Wedding Query............. (SQL Style)

BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female (20) AS BEGIN

SELECT Bride FROM India_Brides
WHERE Father-In-Law = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20
AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH, BE, Degree, MCA, MBA)
AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null;

SELECT Gold, Cash, Car, BankBalance FROM Father-In-Law

UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal

UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold


Then the wife writes the below query:
DROP Aliance;
DROP Husband;