Monday, October 22, 2007

Joke - Follow Us.

While going to picnic we were 9 of us distributed in two vehicals.

I was in the one which was behind in the race.

Our friend driving the first car didnt know the way properly, So we called him on mobile and asked him to go slow and follow us (drive behind us)...

One of the friend in our car commented "Follow doesnt mean take a U Turn and come behind us" :)

we all were LOL!!

Friday, October 5, 2007

Water or Wine!! Heres the Answer :)

As Ben Franklin said, "In wine there is wisdom; in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria".
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop (SHIT!!).
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Practicle jokes of Hubby!!!

Receiving a call from hubby during office hours is a BIG surprise to me always :)

Just today when I received a call @ around 1.30pm I was both surprise and happy...
Me - Hello dear.
He - (in a hurry) Hey! how soon can you come to my office?
Me - Why?
He - please try to come immediately. right now.
my mood changed suddenly - little tensed and anxious, thinking... what has gone wrong???
Me - (anxious) WHY?
He - Well, the chapatis which you have given in tiffin requires two people to break them in pieces.
Me - releaved and laughing... and angry
He - LoL!!!